“If I Can’t Do It, Homie, It Can’t Be Done.”

… clearly not..

 

 

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Dude, where is my caaaaarrr

Scooter Dutch Weird Music Video (no other title makes sense)

So it’s Halloween today!!! Sadly, this next video has everything associated with this “disgusting” tradition: the horror, the shock, the gore, the violence (on the eyes and the ears). Like any good gory video you won’t be able to finish it.. but it has none of the festive tradition also coupled with Halloween.

 

This is 100% real.

 

Goats, More Goats – Star Wars and Games of Thrones.

Here are OIRB, we love goats.

 

Refer back to:

https://ohitrunsbackwards.wordpress.com/2012/11/06/presidential-election-night-2012-and-goats/

 

And goats have struck again! We present to you:

Game of Goats (#GOaTs)

 

And Star Goats:

 

Ahh, goat’s to love these animals.

After 1 year, 11 months and 29 days, The Internet Is Funny Again : Ebola Edition.

BREAKING NEWS (and UPDATE 23/10 below):

After 1 year, 11 months and 29 days, the internet is funny again.. We don’t know what happened, it all stopped all of sudden, and took a Dave-Chapel-African-Style-Retreat but it’s back! And Hey.. guess what, if the internet’s back to being funny, we’re back in business! And we’re so glad.

But it gave us some nice down time. We were able to spend all the money we made from all our advertising deals. And just when our millions were running low. Ebola struck, and we couldn’t be happier.

EbolaPlush

“I gave my roommate Ebola. It was awesome!” -> Classic Liberian line. I’d even put it as an opener in my craigslist ad to find a new roommate.

But who wouldn’t want a nice, plush ebola stuffed toy to give their kids?!

However, isn’t this great. A massive hysteria always brings out the best in people.. and sometimes is just a great way to cover up hidden racism:

ebola rejection college

 

“Not accepting … students from countries with confirmed Ebola cases.” SO YOU GUYS AREN’T ACCEPTING ANY AMERICANS, CORRECT? Oh, *international* students.. nice little cover up.

 

And you know it’s getting ridiculous.. when CNN says it’s getting ridiculous.

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And the cherry on top.

Get sick on a plane, stay in the bathroom

A passenger who vomited in the aisle of an American Airlines plane from Dallas to Chicago was allegedly told to stay in the lavatory for the rest of the flight. “They told her to stay in the bathroom, and she stayed in the bathroom,” Martha Selby, a University of Texas professor who was on the flight, told the Houston Chronicle. “They said, ‘We can’t let you out.'”

The airlines told the paper that the woman wanted to stay in the bathroom, and that “there were no concerns related to Ebola.”

Never mind the fact that:

kim-kardashian

 

FYI that would be 3 vs 1

And that:

ebola aids

(notice the very nice phallically shaped blackout, touché!)

This simple quizz should help you in the long run:

Funny-memes-quiz-do-you-have-ebola

So stay safe, but continue being crazy.

UPDATE:

How many of you will be dressed as Ebola for this year’s Halloween? I’m guessing 57% of Frat “Bros” will. The other 43% will be dressed as abortions. Classic.

And in other news.. this guy in Dallas apparently decorated his entire house as Ebola. Nice! OIRB vote for best decorations.

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[The owner] explains that police were called the first night he put up his display, so he added a “Happy Halloween” sign to his balcony. The items used in the display were purchased at a hospital auction for less than $150 he says. Faulk says he isn’t finished with the display. He plans to board up his door and put a dummy in a hospital bed in the window soon.

[The owner], who talked to FOX cameras in a “CDC Trainee” uniform and a face mask, told the TV station that people offended by the display need to “lighten up.”

(http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2014/10/dallas_ebola_house_halloween.php)

Africa for Norway: bring the heat!

Here in our Oh It runs backwards headquarters (can’t give you the location, that’s top secret classified stuff, buuuuuut  it’s in a cave filled with high tech gadgets) we are really cold during winter.

So we fully approve this initiative by Radi-Aid!

Killer Karaoke – The Greatest Game Show Ever Invented

Ladies and gentlemen.

Killer Karaoke has only one rule – whatever happens, don’t stop singing  … and trust us..a lot happens, and it’s not all singing.

Brought to you directly by Steve-O from Jackass (apparently, yes, he is still alive, somehow) – It’s the guy that eats poop, puts his testicles on fire and got his butt peirced together. So you know it’s going to be good.

Just so good.

 

Why not tase the guy while he’s carrying hot tea AND SINGING?

 

Or have this girl’s head pooped on by pigeons AND SINGING?

 

Or make this guy run through a cactus field with drunk goggles AND SINGING?

 

Actually, let’s just dunk this on in a tank full of snakes AND SINGING.

Dumb ways to die

I almost died at laughing at this dumb ways to die video.

That would clearly have been a dumb way to die.

Special props to the “dressing as a moose during hunting season”

Presidential Election night 2012 and Goats

Hi American people, voting 2012 election night obama romney USA president. (this is for the referencing) Presidential Election United States Barack Obama Mitt Romney Joe Biden Paul Ryan.

Ok so that should drive up the traffic a little. Now onto much less serious stuff. Goats.

The internet seems to have a fad of cats and honey badgers (hahah c’mon as if honey badgers were a fad). But the real absurd animals are goats!!  Election Night 2012. Sorry did it again. I have SEO tourettes syndrom. White House President Vice President!

But what about Goats? We’ll let the internet speak for itself.

First off – goats and wheelbarrows. What a hoot! I mean look at them go — crazy goats!

And what about their singing voice? Heard the new Usher feat. Goat hit?

And finally, an old classic. It’s like my friend Antoine when he’s drunk. Running around and freezing – then falling down. It’s a famous video.. but have you seen the version with the Indian guy talking about kids dying just before — and he’s saying the fainting goats are weird.. with an intro speech like that, who’s the weird one!? Classic OIRB absurdity. (btw how did these goats survive shouldn’t they have been whipped out if Darwin was correct??)

Cheers Obama Romney Election Night 2012 November 6th Election President USA vote!!

He ate their Halloween candy. AGAIN.

After a few months of hibernation – polar bear style (jk polar bears are the only ones not to hibernate) ..annnndd we’re back.

Jimmy Kimmel – he ate your halloween candy again.

 

 

ps. wait until 4:15 to have your faith in humanity restored.

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