Classified ads #1

Don’t worry, you’ll get paid AFTER we get back from our time-travel.
But make sure you bring your own weapons, though.

Funeral pre-arrangements a.k.a. the perfect gift.

A for effort. F for realism.

The death penalty. Get your dad his very own!

The China Seafood restaurant.

I would have gone last week if it hadn’t been for that ******* inconvenient ad.

People.

They taste like chicken.

“Playboy magazines for guns. I’ll trade you”.

Good ideas.

This company didn’t have one.

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