It’s a tough world out there… especially if your parents decided to make your life miserable by giving you an impossible name.
These poor people wouldn’t disagree:
This guy was never married. Think his name has anything to do with it?
When even your name says so, you really do suck
What about your boobie?
“Your brain surgery with Mr. Kadivar will begin shortly”
– “Hi, Ben Dover”
– “**** off you disgusting old man!”
Thank you Mom & Dad.
And for the grand finale, we bring you these geniuses: