So the Baltimore Ravens lost to the New England Patriots yesterday.
For anyone outside America, this does not mean anything AT ALL.
For Americans, it’s sort of a big deal (although it’s not close to being as important as the choice of dorito flavour for their superbowl party). I mean, it is football. The number one sport in the country.
However for this guy. It means the world.
And it also means his friends have to LEAVE.
One thing automatically comes to mind: