Category Archives: Idiots

After 1 year, 11 months and 29 days, The Internet Is Funny Again : Ebola Edition.

BREAKING NEWS (and UPDATE 23/10 below):

After 1 year, 11 months and 29 days, the internet is funny again.. We don’t know what happened, it all stopped all of sudden, and took a Dave-Chapel-African-Style-Retreat but it’s back! And Hey.. guess what, if the internet’s back to being funny, we’re back in business! And we’re so glad.

But it gave us some nice down time. We were able to spend all the money we made from all our advertising deals. And just when our millions were running low. Ebola struck, and we couldn’t be happier.

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“I gave my roommate Ebola. It was awesome!” -> Classic Liberian line. I’d even put it as an opener in my craigslist ad to find a new roommate.

But who wouldn’t want a nice, plush ebola stuffed toy to give their kids?!

However, isn’t this great. A massive hysteria always brings out the best in people.. and sometimes is just a great way to cover up hidden racism:

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“Not accepting … students from countries with confirmed Ebola cases.” SO YOU GUYS AREN’T ACCEPTING ANY AMERICANS, CORRECT? Oh, *international* students.. nice little cover up.

 

And you know it’s getting ridiculous.. when CNN says it’s getting ridiculous.

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And the cherry on top.

Get sick on a plane, stay in the bathroom

A passenger who vomited in the aisle of an American Airlines plane from Dallas to Chicago was allegedly told to stay in the lavatory for the rest of the flight. “They told her to stay in the bathroom, and she stayed in the bathroom,” Martha Selby, a University of Texas professor who was on the flight, told the Houston Chronicle. “They said, ‘We can’t let you out.'”

The airlines told the paper that the woman wanted to stay in the bathroom, and that “there were no concerns related to Ebola.”

Never mind the fact that:

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FYI that would be 3 vs 1

And that:

ebola aids

(notice the very nice phallically shaped blackout, touché!)

This simple quizz should help you in the long run:

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So stay safe, but continue being crazy.

UPDATE:

How many of you will be dressed as Ebola for this year’s Halloween? I’m guessing 57% of Frat “Bros” will. The other 43% will be dressed as abortions. Classic.

And in other news.. this guy in Dallas apparently decorated his entire house as Ebola. Nice! OIRB vote for best decorations.

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[The owner] explains that police were called the first night he put up his display, so he added a “Happy Halloween” sign to his balcony. The items used in the display were purchased at a hospital auction for less than $150 he says. Faulk says he isn’t finished with the display. He plans to board up his door and put a dummy in a hospital bed in the window soon.

[The owner], who talked to FOX cameras in a “CDC Trainee” uniform and a face mask, told the TV station that people offended by the display need to “lighten up.”

(http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2014/10/dallas_ebola_house_halloween.php)

Presidential Election night 2012 and Goats

Hi American people, voting 2012 election night obama romney USA president. (this is for the referencing) Presidential Election United States Barack Obama Mitt Romney Joe Biden Paul Ryan.

Ok so that should drive up the traffic a little. Now onto much less serious stuff. Goats.

The internet seems to have a fad of cats and honey badgers (hahah c’mon as if honey badgers were a fad). But the real absurd animals are goats!!  Election Night 2012. Sorry did it again. I have SEO tourettes syndrom. White House President Vice President!

But what about Goats? We’ll let the internet speak for itself.

First off – goats and wheelbarrows. What a hoot! I mean look at them go — crazy goats!

And what about their singing voice? Heard the new Usher feat. Goat hit?

And finally, an old classic. It’s like my friend Antoine when he’s drunk. Running around and freezing – then falling down. It’s a famous video.. but have you seen the version with the Indian guy talking about kids dying just before — and he’s saying the fainting goats are weird.. with an intro speech like that, who’s the weird one!? Classic OIRB absurdity. (btw how did these goats survive shouldn’t they have been whipped out if Darwin was correct??)

Cheers Obama Romney Election Night 2012 November 6th Election President USA vote!!

Mister “clean up” from Mars likes to dump wood but doesn’t take orders from women

Story of the week:

A man accused of dumping tree parts on a Detroit street tells a reporter “I don’t listen to women.” The man – Ihor Stetkewycz of Warren, Michigan – also claims to be from Mars.

“I’m not mister clean. I’m mister Clean UP.”

 

Walmart cake wrecks

So I just discovered cakewrecks.com today… Needless to say, my work day was over before it had even started.

The funniest ones on there have got to be the fails from Walmart.

– ” ‘Lo , ‘dis is Walmart. What can I do you for?”

– “Hi, we’d like to pre-order a cake. It’s for a a friend who is going away.. It needs to say  – best wishes Suzanne – and underneath that – We will miss you – Did you get all of that?

– Loud and clear.

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There are a ton of these.

“Musical Notes” ??? hahahahahahaha.

It gets better. This kid wanted a Thomas the train cake. But he was allergic to nuts.

Is that a reason to remind him of that terrible allergy on his BIRTHDAY? Geez.

Man.

I have a funny feeling this didn’t turn out the way it was meant.

 

A recipe for disaster

In the following album we revisit photos where you can just sense something bad is going to happen.

These masters of disaster love to go looking for trouble.

And trouble they will find.

I wonder what could go wrong here?

Uh Oh.

There are a million possiblities here. Few of them don’t include death by strangulation. None of them end well.

This looks safe.

Motorcycles, swords and patriots.

Genius.

… Wait for it…

 

Japanese Rhinos are very tame..

What would you do if your pet rhino escaped !!!

Well that is exactly what the Tokyo zoo tried to simulate by their

fake Rhino Escape attempt!!!

This video has everything, a daring animal, a dash for freedom, a casuality! Deceit, betrayal…

Our favorite parts is the rhino stick banging repelling technique used by the brave men of the tokyo zoo!

Also the very casual wrapping of the rhino in a fishnet…

“Hi, can we be friends so I can do you?”

Can men and women be just friends?

Here at Oh It runs backwards, we would like to think so. Afterall, having sex with your friend is just that… having sex with A FRIEND.

Don’t you agree?

This regular christopher hitchens went and tried to find out for himself, can it be done?

Answers will (or not at all actually) surprise you.

Oh I’m just smoking a cigarette, gasing up my car…

Wait, what?

How dumb do you have to be to light a smoke while holding a gas pump?

This dumb:

Oh , no.

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Zoolander’s model friends could tell you this is not a good idea:

 

Winter special #2: family portrait hall of shame

Chistmas is always a goog excuse to send out a shameful family protrait to all your loved ones.

And since family xmas photos usually come right after halloween, people get extremely confused and start dressing up as teenage mutant ninja turtles or Adam and Eve.

Look at this dysfunctional group:

It’s also the opportunity for people to display their classiest outfits for the world to see.

Shirt should read: “I should never have been allowed to father a child”

What better chance to get awkwardly naked and show off your man boobs?

Or finally throw on those one-piece jammies you’d gotten at that yard sale.

Or wear a slutty chritmas latex dress while posing next to your young children?

None of it has to make sense: you could pose in front of a cheetah killing an antilope.

But, who am I to be openly criticizing people here. Christmas is a time for love and tolerance. Everyone should be allowed to have a heart-warming talk on Santa’s lap.

It just puts a smile on your face, doesn’t it.

It’s like having a cake, putting it in a barrel, shooting it, then eating it..

It just doesn’t make sense!!

I mean, where would you get a barrel, it’s 2011, for christ’s sake!

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