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After 1 year, 11 months and 29 days, The Internet Is Funny Again : Ebola Edition.

BREAKING NEWS (and UPDATE 23/10 below):

After 1 year, 11 months and 29 days, the internet is funny again.. We don’t know what happened, it all stopped all of sudden, and took a Dave-Chapel-African-Style-Retreat but it’s back! And Hey.. guess what, if the internet’s back to being funny, we’re back in business! And we’re so glad.

But it gave us some nice down time. We were able to spend all the money we made from all our advertising deals. And just when our millions were running low. Ebola struck, and we couldn’t be happier.


“I gave my roommate Ebola. It was awesome!” -> Classic Liberian line. I’d even put it as an opener in my craigslist ad to find a new roommate.

But who wouldn’t want a nice, plush ebola stuffed toy to give their kids?!

However, isn’t this great. A massive hysteria always brings out the best in people.. and sometimes is just a great way to cover up hidden racism:

ebola rejection college


“Not accepting … students from countries with confirmed Ebola cases.” SO YOU GUYS AREN’T ACCEPTING ANY AMERICANS, CORRECT? Oh, *international* students.. nice little cover up.


And you know it’s getting ridiculous.. when CNN says it’s getting ridiculous.

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And the cherry on top.

Get sick on a plane, stay in the bathroom

A passenger who vomited in the aisle of an American Airlines plane from Dallas to Chicago was allegedly told to stay in the lavatory for the rest of the flight. “They told her to stay in the bathroom, and she stayed in the bathroom,” Martha Selby, a University of Texas professor who was on the flight, told the Houston Chronicle. “They said, ‘We can’t let you out.'”

The airlines told the paper that the woman wanted to stay in the bathroom, and that “there were no concerns related to Ebola.”

Never mind the fact that:



FYI that would be 3 vs 1

And that:

ebola aids

(notice the very nice phallically shaped blackout, touché!)

This simple quizz should help you in the long run:


So stay safe, but continue being crazy.


How many of you will be dressed as Ebola for this year’s Halloween? I’m guessing 57% of Frat “Bros” will. The other 43% will be dressed as abortions. Classic.

And in other news.. this guy in Dallas apparently decorated his entire house as Ebola. Nice! OIRB vote for best decorations.


[The owner] explains that police were called the first night he put up his display, so he added a “Happy Halloween” sign to his balcony. The items used in the display were purchased at a hospital auction for less than $150 he says. Faulk says he isn’t finished with the display. He plans to board up his door and put a dummy in a hospital bed in the window soon.

[The owner], who talked to FOX cameras in a “CDC Trainee” uniform and a face mask, told the TV station that people offended by the display need to “lighten up.”


Presidential Election night 2012 and Goats

Hi American people, voting 2012 election night obama romney USA president. (this is for the referencing) Presidential Election United States Barack Obama Mitt Romney Joe Biden Paul Ryan.

Ok so that should drive up the traffic a little. Now onto much less serious stuff. Goats.

The internet seems to have a fad of cats and honey badgers (hahah c’mon as if honey badgers were a fad). But the real absurd animals are goats!!  Election Night 2012. Sorry did it again. I have SEO tourettes syndrom. White House President Vice President!

But what about Goats? We’ll let the internet speak for itself.

First off – goats and wheelbarrows. What a hoot! I mean look at them go — crazy goats!

And what about their singing voice? Heard the new Usher feat. Goat hit?

And finally, an old classic. It’s like my friend Antoine when he’s drunk. Running around and freezing – then falling down. It’s a famous video.. but have you seen the version with the Indian guy talking about kids dying just before — and he’s saying the fainting goats are weird.. with an intro speech like that, who’s the weird one!? Classic OIRB absurdity. (btw how did these goats survive shouldn’t they have been whipped out if Darwin was correct??)

Cheers Obama Romney Election Night 2012 November 6th Election President USA vote!!

Six year old rapper meets Santa Claus and his racoon

Today we get the best of both worlds, an absurdity ying-yang (quite literally).

Meet Albert “Booty Pop” a 6 years who gets more ass in his face and gets to rather graphically spray all over their faces.

And Jimmy, the santa claus look alike, using hannah montana to repel racoons after letting it gnaw on his elbow.

It’s rare to get such a double header that makes no sense. We are happy.

Mister “clean up” from Mars likes to dump wood but doesn’t take orders from women

Story of the week:

A man accused of dumping tree parts on a Detroit street tells a reporter “I don’t listen to women.” The man – Ihor Stetkewycz of Warren, Michigan – also claims to be from Mars.

“I’m not mister clean. I’m mister Clean UP.”


Funny facebook timelines

These facebook geeks’ creativity knows no bounds.

Mathew Barker vs. a T-Rex version of himself.

Headless Ivan marino!

Scott Lamb, from Buzzfeed watering his face.

Angry birds timeline by Enri Pedernera

And finally… this:






Moonwalking ninja avoids certain death

Michael Jackson is missed by many, but his dance moves live on.

And they can be used in life threatening instants… see for yourself:

This ninja moonwalks his way out of the crashing minivan’s path like a boss and lives to talk about it.

But, why was he staring at the bin in the first place?

Girls will be girls

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It’s too heavy.

Still planning on having kids?

Almost picking up chicks

Photobomb homage

The principle of a photobomb is simple – it is a photograph that has been “spoiled” by somebody who is not supposed to be in the photograph. Here are some of the top photobombs witnessed on the web.

This one speaks for itself.

Nice smile, but it seems someone is murdering your friend in the background.

Cute animals can photobomb humans too, check out this squirrel.

Darth Vador was celebrating mass this weekend.

The Rock is widely recognised as one of the top photobombers of his time.

So much talent here.

But Vern Troyer (who you may remember from Austin powers) remains the ultimate master of photobomb, aided by is little size and unique timing.

Amazing Amazon purchases

Anything is available on Amazon, and by anything, we really mean anything.

Here is a list of some of the most absurd Amazon purchases of recent years.

And to kick you off, what more than a scare-crow motion activated sprinkler that’ll make those kids wish they had never even thought of walking on your lawn.

The perfect gift for evil old people.

The fear in that little girl’s eyes… Anyway, that’s not all.

If you’re looking for cool stylish clothing, Amazon’s got that too. Make sure you read the product description on this one.


But what good is cool clothing if you can’t defend yourself properly from unexpected attacks as you parade on the street with your awesome style?

That’s why you need: a british commando fighting knife in a new box. With Sheath.

How disturbing is it that people who bought this also bought complete seasons of Dexter?

Very disturbing.

But not as disturbing as people who bought these items:

What can you do with 55 gallons of lubricant, a horse head mask, a fresh whole rabbit and a testicle self-exam form?

You tell me.

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