Category Archives: Internet

The gentlemen’s rant: facebook

“The only reason i keep my facebook account is to take 5 minutes and browse you’re facebook account and feel better about myself ”

Somehow this makes us want to buy a trailer..

..never thought we’d say this. But now all we have to do it make it to Cullman Liquidation Center in Cullman, Alabama:

 

and now you too, no?

PS. We love it when he cuts down a branch.. super random.

 

Didn’t know Hillary Clinton was a Hobbit?

Now you do!

 

The Page Turner

Take notice. How to turn a page with class:

No animals were hurt during the making of this video. although one was severely dried!

ps. How do you even come up with such a thing.

pss. How many times do you have to try to get it right?

No invisible people allowed!

At Zannah’s family restaurant, now that the “food is very clean, not like before”, everyone is welcome.

Everyone  except for… invisible people.

“Invizzies” are not allowed.

Oh and btw, kids eat free. Unless they are invisible.

 

 

In need of a last minute Christmas gift for your Squirrel?

Squirrels. The animal version of your mother-in-law.

No, we don’t mean you’re married to a squirrel, we just mean it’s the most difficult animal to get a gift for!

Dogs and cats, fishes and lizards have so many gifts options! But squirrels… no.

Also, squirrels are also kind of like the hobos of the animal kingdom, which is why this gift is perfect!!

Squirrel Underpants!

http://www.squirrelunderpants.com/

And if your husband is jealous because you got underpants for the squirrel and not him, don’t worry. You can get him those “instant underpants” he’s always dreamed about.

Jennifer poops at parties? Flula’s take on american idioms

So, we posted a video from this Flula guy a few weeks a go about the idiom “shooting fish in barrel” and people really seemed to like it. Turns out, there is much more where that came from.

Flula is a german DJ and record producer who loves to make fun of odd  american idioms, as he moved to LA a few years ago and began to hear more and more of them.

Needless to say, he struggles to understand the sense of these idioms.

Here are some of his funniest videos:

Party poopers

Daddy long legs

Happy as a clams

Oh, and he also masters the art of tourette prank calling:

WTF is a whale doing in this story?

“Hi, can we be friends so I can do you?”

Can men and women be just friends?

Here at Oh It runs backwards, we would like to think so. Afterall, having sex with your friend is just that… having sex with A FRIEND.

Don’t you agree?

This regular christopher hitchens went and tried to find out for himself, can it be done?

Answers will (or not at all actually) surprise you.

Sissy Men..

…they like engagement rings.

No, just no. That is not acceptable. (look how the had to add the word heterosexual..)

(disclaimer, Oh it runs backwards loves gays, not like that, we just like their colorful hats…and the fact they leave more women for the rest of us)

I mean, no. Just really, no.

Shithead’s dating video

Dating videos are back.

And they have found their master.

Shithead (pronounce shA-dEEd, oh ya it’s her name. HER NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) just recorded this wonderful wtf-was-that-shit(head) clip/song to attract a (very) lost soul.

Some of the catch lines include:

“I’m Shithead and I burnt down a hospital”

or

“I’m Shithead and I can only count to 6. What da heck come after 6?”

Enjoy, this level of absurdity is a scarce ressource internet can provide only so much of.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s a wrap, youtube. You’ll never top this.

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