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“If I Can’t Do It, Homie, It Can’t Be Done.”

… clearly not..

 

 

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Dude, where is my caaaaarrr

Killer Karaoke – The Greatest Game Show Ever Invented

Ladies and gentlemen.

Killer Karaoke has only one rule – whatever happens, don’t stop singing  … and trust us..a lot happens, and it’s not all singing.

Brought to you directly by Steve-O from Jackass (apparently, yes, he is still alive, somehow) – It’s the guy that eats poop, puts his testicles on fire and got his butt peirced together. So you know it’s going to be good.

Just so good.

 

Why not tase the guy while he’s carrying hot tea AND SINGING?

 

Or have this girl’s head pooped on by pigeons AND SINGING?

 

Or make this guy run through a cactus field with drunk goggles AND SINGING?

 

Actually, let’s just dunk this on in a tank full of snakes AND SINGING.

We love intense sports faces

Olympics are coming up in rainy London.

At OIRB, we are very constipated…. I mean excited.

Olympics are not only a chance to see emotional sports performances from talented athletes, but also a great occasion to take out your camera and… try to capture weird faces.

This woman looks up, thanking god for not being man during a pool dancing competition.

More pool dancing. We present to you, straight from every horror movie you”ve ever seen:

The Water demons

Speaking of Demons, Yelena Isinbaeva, the Russian pole vaulter, is a good example of one.

I don’t know if she is looking at “the precious”, but it sure looks like it.

Woman looks like a Dominique Strauss Khan who just saw a cleaning lady.

Wait.

Actually, no, that would look more like this:

Right.

Anyway… let’s look at one more weird diver photo, can’t get enough of that.

We present to you, the gay bunny dive.

That was offensive, sorry.

OIRB out.

The opposite of Oh It Runs Backwards

We’d have taken the glasses and sold them on eBay… and not spelled the only “ethnic” man’s name wrong.

Plus.. who gets to eat the cake??

Umbrellas

We don’t know where you live. Frankly we don’t care.

We know where we live.

And where we live, it’s fucking raining. ALL THE TIME.

It’s July. JULY!!

Since summer is supposed to be fun, we combined rain and fun, to give you the best umbrellas ever.

First, the F*** You umbrella. An OIRB favorite. Specially when used by a 12 yrs old with funky boots.

Second, the “incognito” umbrella. That’s for when you don’t want to be seen with a weird umbrella.

These umbrellas are ok, but nothing sepcial. What if, while walking you get mugged? Here is a selection of self-defense umbrellas

The knuckle buster (close range combat):

The mid range “gun” umbrella, perfect for dark alleys:

Water Gun Umbrella

With this next umbrella, no one will mess with you (or rather, everyone wil mess with you if they see you in a dark alley..)

Light Saber Umbrella

And finally, what is better than a real ninja? (nothing) But almost as good is you pretending to be one.. looking badass while being ready for the rain:

It looks like a Samurai Sword, but in reality is an umbrella!

You are now ready to go head to head with the summer rain, even in a dark alley.

Awkward hand holding

No. There is no need for it. 

 

Spiderman can have bad days too

Spiderman can have bad days too

You can’t be expected to be a super hero ALL the time..

Stuff happens in Belgium??

Apparently it does..

The crazy cuban honey (trainer) badger

What is going ON?

“Now he’s a gorilla… chasing birds and things… What the F*** is his problem?”

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