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Halloween costume frenzy

Halloween is coming up, and if you’re lacking inspiration, well, you’ve come to the right place.

We’ve ranked these halloween costumes according to effort and originailty.

Here is the countdown of our top 8 ideas for 2011.

8. The men’s Leeloo outfit

7. The black belt tampon: get ready for a bloody night

6. The T-rex prisoner

5. Baby red lobster

4. The one night stand

3. The ball pool boy

2. Hungover Alan

1. The gaping hole

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Mr. Penguin

Some people dream of fame and stardom. Others dream of finding true love and starting a family.

Not this guy.

This 79 year-old belgian man dreams of one thing and one thing only: being buried in antartica wearing his favourite penguin suit in a penguin shaped and decorated coffin.

Then again, who doesn’t? right?

“My ultimate dream is to be buried in a deep ocean close to where penguins live,” David says.

According to Reuters:

“David’s life changed in May 1968 when his hip was injured in a car accident. His resulting limp was characterized by his colleagues as a waddle, and they dubbed him Mr Penguin.

As a consequence he embraced an interest in the flightless sea bird and began collecting everything he could find that had a link with the animal.

As his obsession grew, he eventually set up a museum in his home displayed some 3,500 items of penguin memorabilia.

His wife showed him and his collection the door when he told her he wanted to officially change his name to Mr Penguin”.

What is it with these people wanting to change their name?

Although I have to admit, Mr. Penguin does sound much cooler than Metta World Peace.

Nope! It’s Chuck Testa, Taxidermist.

-“Oh my god, is that a bear in my bed”

Nope, it’s just a creepy old man with a dead bear.

So actually, yes, it’s a bear in your bed. Also with a creepy guy.

 

Woh! Double Rainbow!!!!

People are always being accused of being “too serious”, “not fun enough” and “losing their inner child.” Countless valley girl status updates with the likes of “Look at life through the eyes of a child, it’s priceless..” (lame) to “Never cease to be amazed by the amazing!”  (super lame, by definition it doesn’t make any sense) are not too far from the truth.

Although here at “Ohitrunsbackwards” we do agree that life should be more the ridiculous side, sometimes it can be too much.

Like our friend here, treating this double rainbow as if it were a downpour of skittles (that commercial always made me so envious). We have never seen someone as excited and fearless to show it (or post it on the internet) Man..lord knows what he was smoking…

The next one we can forgive, because they actually are children. And as their mom correctly points out @22 secs in “I think they’re excited”

Steve Job’s first day as ex-CEO of Apple

 

We’re not quite sure who this “Tim” guy is…?

 

 

However, for this totally absurd conversation (and many more, Jay Z, Bono, Speilberg…)

Matthew McConaughey “Allright, one in a row if you keep it up, you might get sexiest man alive next year Bill”

Bill GatesWell, do you think i’m ready to take my shirt off?”

Matthew “handsome men’s club” McHotty “Hmmm, not yet.”

 

You can watch Bill Gates’ Last Day at Microsoft.

 

 

 

Suuuuppper slooow moootionnn

Here.. at Oh it runs backwards, we like to celebrate the absurdity of the internet.

But internet can also be absurdly adorable.

We challenge you not to find this chipmunk, stuffing his face in slowmotion, absolutely adorable

now go call your mom and yell her you love her.

August: Innapropriate peeing in plane month

18 yrs old pees on a little girl, fights with dad.

“It was plane madness.

Chaos erupted on JetBlue’s red-eye flight from Portland, Ore., to JFK yesterday when a drunk allegedly urinated on a sleeping 11-year-old girl.

The youngster was traveling with her sister and dad, and had been left alone for a few minutes while the others used the lavatories.

Robert Vietze, 18, of South Warren Vt., stumbled from his seat five rows behind her and emptied his bladder, a witness said.

“I was drunk, and I did not realize I was pissing on her leg,” the 6-foot-4, 195-pound Vietze said, according to law-enforcement sources. He later claimed to have consumed eight alcoholic beverages.

The girl’s father caught Vietze midstream.

“I woke up to this man yelling and literally looking like he was about to punch this kid in the face,” said the witness, who asked not to be identified.

“The father was screaming, ‘F – – k that kid! I don’t want him near my family!’ ” the passenger said.

Flight attendants separated the pair and removed Vietze to the back of the plane. They attempted to clean up the mess with liquid soap from the bathrooms, and helped to comfort the traumatized girl.”
Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/creep_in_jet_stream_PfWUBxDAdAkpUsN0q9Ri1J#ixzz1VSxiJavQ

Anderson Cooper can’t stop lauging at Gerard Depardieu’s peeing incident

We all love a good monkey

Except when they are throwing feces at us…

No comment.

Being a chimp doesn’t stop you from throwing up and having your friends record every minute of it.

He’s “hanging” out..

gross

Older brothers suck..

Older borthers suck, A LOT

A monkey has just realized one of my dreams.

And finally.

A video we can all relate to.

Ovulating women have amazing gaydars

True story.

It says so here (some random blog), here (on NBC),  and here  (super real scientific study).

If you are not an ovulating woman, the best remaining option would be to order one of these:

America is (not) not racist. We have proof

Kinda normal so far…

but wait! an international edition… hmm ok, I can deal with that!

Wahhh??!! a fourth option NOT in the US edition?? awkward….

(yes, tell me about it…)

Looks like they aren’t very fond of the arabic language very much.. at least they are ok with europe.

What.. not even that?

Can’t say were shocked..

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