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Best. politician. ever.

It’s about time OIRB posted something about this guy.

For those of you who don’t know who he is:

Vermin Supreme is an American performance artist, anarchist and activist who is known for his being a satirical candidate in various local, state, and national elections in the US. Supreme is known for wearing a boot as a hat and carrying a large toothbrush. He claims that if elected President of the United States, he will pass a law requiring people to brush their teeth. He also campaigned in 2011 on a platform of zombie apocalypse awareness and time travel research (if elected President — he has vowed to travel back in time to kill the infant Adolf Hitler). And he promises a pony for every American.

Oh, and he also claims jesus told him to spray powder on the guy sitting to him at the New Hampshire debate.

In other words, he is the ultimate troll, possibly the future president of the world and definitely my hero.

Epic quote:

“Friends, my name is Vermine Supreme. I am a friendly fascist. I am a tyrant that you can trust. And you SHOULD let ME, run your life.”


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