Today we get the best of both worlds, an absurdity ying-yang (quite literally).
Meet Albert “Booty Pop” a 6 years who gets more ass in his face and gets to rather graphically spray all over their faces.
And Jimmy, the santa claus look alike, using hannah montana to repel racoons after letting it gnaw on his elbow.
It’s rare to get such a double header that makes no sense. We are happy.